This is the OnRecycle blog. There are many like it, but this one is ours.
Our blog is your best friend. It is our life. We must master it as we must master recycling comparison.
Our blog, without us, is useless. Without our blog, we are bored. We must update our blog true. We must blog funnier than our competitors who are trying to bore me. We must crack him up before he cracks me up.
Our blog and LOLcats know that what counts in this website is not the blogs we publish, the noise of our laughter, or the pollution we dislike. We know that it is the hits that count.
Our blog is human, even as us, because it is our life. Thus, we will learn it as a brother. We will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its gadgets, its accessories, its sat navs and its consoles. We will keep our blog clean and ready, even as we are clean and relatively tidy. We will become part of each other.
Before Gadgets, we swear this creed. Our blog and ourselves are the defenders of the environment. We are the masters of our ozone. We are the saviours of your wallet.
So be it, until victory is OnRecycle's and there is no pollution, but peace!